Patriotism • 07/04/09
Another Independence Day is upon us. Another day in which people show how patriotic they are by eating undercooked pork, wearing comical goggles, and blowing shit up.
Yeah, that's real patriotism. But, it is time for me to climb up on my soapbox and shot unto the crowd. Or rather, the five of you who read this.
Most people define patriotism in one of two ways. Either wearing a flag pin or blindly shouting how great the country is. I denounce those attitudes.
Do you know what the least patriotic thing I have ever heard? Well, second least. That dick on Glenn Beck suggesting Osama needs to attack again won that honour.
But in a close second is: "America is the greatest country in the world." Shocked? You shouldn't be. When you make claims like that, you are ignoring all of the suffering going on throughout the country. All the crime, all the jobs disappearing, all the starvation, all of it.
Patriotism is knowing your country and working to protect it and strengthen it. Pat...
Tomorrow • 07/01/09
Let's say that Zombie Lincoln arises and tells you that tomorrow will be your last day alive. What will you do?
Seriously, I want answers.
Obviously, mine will involve an airplane and a map of Australia. How about you?
Prototype • 06/29/09
So, I jumped out of a helicopter, performed a flying kick to the nose of a second helicopter, and recovered by leaping into a third, hijacking it.
For shits and giggles.
How the hell can people not like this game?